The Complete Beryl Goes to School to date: Chapter One: On the Train Chapter Two: A Most Dreadful Day Chapter Three: Beryl Meets Top Girl Chapter Four: Beryl and Marigold Chapter Five: One Hundred Lines and a Rock Bun Chapter Six: Pickles “Oh, fishcakes!” said Theresa. “Has anyone seen my hockey boots?” Theresa was a … Read more
The History: All Change Here I Do not lean out of the window. When they enclosed the common land, peasants lost their grazing rights. A watercolour farmhouse. Shire horses, Lion and Captain, pulled the plough, delivered green meat to the brewery. In the Great War, sometimes you could hear the guns from France. One Sunday … Read more
POETRY WAR? SEASLOTH REVIEW BASHES BACK WHO IS THE REAL SEALILY CHUNDERWOOD? “I AM AMUSED”: C. LANGLEY DUNWOOD BREAKS SILENCE DOORKNOBS AT DAWN: LITERARY FEUD ERUPTS “MY DOORKNOBS ARE BRASS”: DUNWOOD HITS BACK SEASLOTH INSIDER TELLS ALL: WHO IS TOBY THALASSOCNUS? The Seasloth Review does not endorse these accounts. We have not read all of … Read more
C. Langley Dunwood was not the first poet to sit in a beach chair, and she will almost certainly not be the last. The tradition has, moreover, an unexpectedly distinguished predecessor: W. H. Auden. This week, as The Seasloth bids a grateful farewell to our summer interns and thank them for their incredible energy, one … Read more
An update from the editors of The Seasloth Review: It may be the dog days of August, but here at The Seasloth we have been hard at work and are excited to share some wonderful news. As many readers know, Lauden McVey was a shining star of the Golden Age of Detective Fiction. Her novels … Read more
An old woman blows out 78 candles on her birthday cake, but one refuses to go out, no matter how hard she blows. It burns with a blue flame and whispers a name she hasn’t heard in 40 years. Your poem is her conversation with that candle. What does she decide to do: let it … Read more
Beryl Goes to School: Chapter Five One Hundred Lines and a Rock Bun Chapter One : Chapter Two : Chapter Three : Chapter Four After tea, Beryl sat down in the common room to write out her lines. I must not be mean to girls on the nature walk. First she wrote “I” all the way down … Read more
How to Teach Writing (This Was Written by AI) Choose by opposition. Not this. But that. Favour the formula. The best thing about X is Y. The best thing about Y is Z. Mistake contrast for thought. Prefer closure to discovery. Wear the names of thought without thought. Mulling. Sifting. Pondering. Cogitating. Count to three. … Read more
The editorial team at The Seasloth is delighted—nay, thrilled beyond the bounds of modest restraint—to bring its readers yet another groundbreaking exclusive. In this dazzling new edition, we present poetry and prose from some of the finest voices writing today, alongside an exclusive interview with C. Langley Dunwood, who breaks her long silence to address, … Read more
Beryl Goes to School Chapter Four: Beryl and Marigold Chapter One : Chapter Two : Chapter Three Of course, the next day did not start out well, even though Beryl straightened her bed properly, put away her clothes tidily, ate all her breakfast porridge, and swallowed the cod liver oil without complaining. The first class … Read more
It might be summer and a steamy mid-July, but things had been humming at Wayward St. Etheldreda’s Academy, and head of school Tim Endibel was feeling rather pleased. Of course, he was tired and very much looking forward to vacation, but although he said it himself, things had gone well. Co-head Midge Hazelbrow was now … Read more
Metrophobia You have to do it. Teach poetry. It’s on the syllabus. Required. Everyone hates it. What did you think I meant— fear of public transit? As if that weren’t reasonable. Paris, Washington, D.C.— you’ve seen the crowds: tourists and politicians, sometimes both. No—this is worse. Verse played up, popped its tether, gone feral: contagious, … Read more
Beryl Goes to School Chapter Three: Beryl Meets Top Girl Beryl Goes to School: Chapter One: On the Train Beryl Goes to School: Chapter Two: A Most Dreadful Day Chapter Three: Beryl meets Top Girl “Beryl,” a sharp voice broke into Beryl’s daydream, “why have you not eaten your tapioca pudding?” Beryl looked down at … Read more
A Match Made in Mechanical Heaven LinkedIn Meets the Lyric McPoem On the Ever-Evolving Tapestry of Becoming: A Testament That’s a great question, the river said. You are right, said the moon. Let me reframe that. It’s important to recognise you have always been a scalable, resilient, rich tapestry. Unfold your wings, allow the ache … Read more
Beryl Goes to School Chapter Two Click to read Chapter One A Most Dreadful Day Beryl sat down by the trout stream and cried. She missed her mummy, and she missed her daddy, and she missed her pet sheep, Dolly. She had no friend, and everyone was quite horrid. She could not stop the hot … Read more