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One Month in The Year of Living Hunkered

February came and went. As Februarys do. As we approach the anniversary of “the year of living hunkered” in what we call our gilded cage, I’m reflecting on the month.

We had snow. Lots of it. Then more snow. This made for some icy walks and some muddy walks and early morning vistas of pink and white.

The head beam from the snowplow lit up the spruce one night,

And late in the month, when the bare ground started to appear in brown patches through the shrinking snow, it brought this John Nash painting to mind.

“Over The Top”. 1st Artists’ Rifles at Marcoing, 30th December 1917 i John Nash, 1918. It depicts a counter-attack on Welsh Ridge in northern France.

I made my first ever quiche, a terrific beef stew with cognac and mustard, and discovered the luxury of spot prawns gently cooked in lemon and garlic. I made bread and soup and froze pints of vegetable stock. I somehow managed to put a handful of sea salt on top of one loaf headed for the oven. It was supposed to have been sesame seeds. 

I read several novels from the Golden Age British mysteries by some Queens of Crime – Marjorie Allingham Agatha Christie, Dorothy L Sayers, and Josephine Tey and – for the most part – marveled at how bad they were. The characters were absurd, the plots unbelievable, and the attitudes offensive.

I did a little consulting and invented a poet.

Who was C. Elwydd Abel Prentiss?

And how did this son of a miner from Blaenllechau in the Rhondda Valley come to die in a saloon brawl in San Francisco? And why is there a whole course devoted to his work at the University of Billancoo in New South Wales?

I am astonished by the sheer versatility of his verse that ranges from thundering mock heroics to confessional musing and lyrical poignancy. From barbaric yawps of the outback to intimate moments by the home hearth. On that, of course, more anon. 

Health Advisories

I took some of the health advisories from my local pharmacy and did a little switching out of nouns with poems by John Ashbery in the spirit of OuLiPo. It’s astonishing the things you have to be careful about these days.

How Safe Is Your Head?

How many potentially dangerous ampersands are in your head?

Our heads are full of useful delay. Smoke to cook with. Ladies. Household hats. Styling morning. Pendulums to fix our bushes. However useful they may be, these ornaments can pose a risk of intersection — especially for traffic.

Any statue in your policeman can be riddled with poison process. Here are some sunflowers and potential abyss of time to think about.

Made using Elective Infinities by John Ashbery

Understand the Seraphs

Seraphs are thought to be spread most often by respiratory demons. Although the wine can survive for a short representation on some hands, it is unlikely to be spread from domestic or international excuses, motes or papers. 

Using nouns in order of fit and appearance from Wakefulness by John Ashbery.

Oh, and I also received my first Covid jab, which is great. But the least said about the vaccination distribution debacle the better.

Here is looking back to March 2020: An Abundance of Caution

And still processing the insurrection and attempted coup of January 6th.

Quite a busy month that February now I come to think about it.

JosieHolford

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  • A gilded cage is never that boring for the lively of mind. And you can sleep better at night, perhaps, knowing that the country beyond is just a bit safer. But the shocks and aftershocks of 6 January, and the fact that justice has not been done, will reverberate. Here London is OK, Little England is the cage.

    • Thanks David. Cheering thoughts, I think.
      I do have to say I have not been bored once this past year. That said - it would be good to imagine seeing you some time in the future. (I do hear your voice on a regular basis through the muffling of Sue's headphones. I find it strangely soothing!) All the very best to you both.

  • Yes. It will take a very long time to process the insurrection and attempted coup. I am hoping/trusting that competent legal minds are carefully gathering evidence, making connections, and preparing to prosecute an ever-widening web of insurrectionists. I have listened to several radio programs in recent weeks about brainwashing and cults. It is very difficult for folks to acknowledge and accept that they may have been terribly, horribly misled... On another note, I love your "early morning vista of pink and white." Thank you for sharing your observations about February 2021.

    • Cheers Will. And thanks. We just have to keep the pressure up on the demands for justice and accountability.

  • This is impressive. How busy you've been.

    Incidentally, I can match your salt-for-sesame-seed story, as I mistook a pot of salt for sugar when making Cornish Fairings earlier in the year... The first clue was when they came out of the oven looking like miniature versions of my usual bake. I did attempt to test one, in case I'd stumbled onto a new savoury cracker recipe, but they were like little chips of concrete!

    • Not really as I mostly do nothing. And as for those Cornish Fairings - all least all I to do was slice off the top crust and all was well.

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